About

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INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY

ARIS APOSTOLOPOULOS is a tall, dark-haired 30-year-old man who hasn't overcome his fear of writing about himself. He sits down at his desk typing on his light blue laptop.

ARIS APOSTOLOPOULOS (V.O.)
As much as I enjoy writing, writing about myself has always been one of my fears. So, let's address the GOD OF BULLET POINTS.

The room is now dark and the sound of a striking thunder breaks the silence. 


GOD OF BULLET POINTS (V.O.)
I hear you, Aris. Let's see what I can do for you today. Again.

The God of Bullet Points takes a deep breath. Every time he reads a bullet point a relevant picture of Aris's life story photo book appears on the screen. Here it goes.

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MONTAGE - SERIES OF PHOTOS - ARIS' LIFE


GOD OF BULLET POINTS (V.O.)

  • Writer since 9 years old --yes, for pay.

  • Studied journalism and creative writing.

  • Copywriter, content writer, journalist, feature writer, essayist, SEO master, creative writer. TL;DR: Writer.

  • Specializations: Profiles and stories about the way the web and life intersect. Long-form pieces to turn data into articles. 

  • Published on Vice, The Daily Mail, The Week, Writers Weekly, Narratively, The Epoch Times, Glassdoor, et al. Click here for his writing samples.

  • He has worked as an Editor-in-Chief at four different publications.

  • Can't talk about himself. DUH!


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INT. HOME OFFICE - CLOSE UP - ARIS' FACE

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