About

FADE IN:
INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY

ARIS APOSTOLOPOULOS is a tall, dark-haired 30-year-old man who hasn't overcome his fear of writing about himself. He sits down at his desk, in his home office, typing on his light blue laptop.

ARIS APOSTOLOPOULOS (V.O.)
As much as I enjoy writing, writing about myself has always been one of my fears. So, let's address the GOD OF BULLET POINTS.

The room is now dark and the sound of a striking thunder breaks the silence. 


GOD OF BULLET POINTS (V.O.)
I hear you, Aris. Let's see what I can do for you today. Again.

The God of Bullet Points takes a deep breath. Every time he reads a bullet point a relevant picture of Aris's life story photo book appears on the screen. Here it goes.

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MONTAGE - SERIES OF PHOTOS - ARIS' LIFE


GOD OF BULLET POINTS (V.O.)

  • Writer since 9 years old --yes, for pay.

  • Studied journalism and creative writing.

  • Copywriter, content writer, journalist, feature writer, essayist, SEO master, creative writer. TL;DR: Writer.

  • Specializations: Profiles and stories about the way the web and life intersect. Long-form pieces to turn data into articles. 

  • Published on Vice, The Daily Mail, The Week, Writers Weekly, Narratively, The Epoch Times, Glassdoor, et al. Click here for his writing samples.

  • He has worked as an Editor-in-Chief at four different publications.

  • Can't talk about himself. DUH!


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INT. HOME OFFICE - CLOSE UP - ARIS' FACE

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